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BASEBALL POETRY
Baseball Enlightenment
By John Poff
| When you are 26 years old and have zero hits | |||
| in your 5 pinch-hit appearances in the Major Leagues | |||
| and you are playing for the Phillies in '79 when they drew | |||
| over 30,000 for every home game despite finishing fourth | |||
| in the division | |||
| and Dickie Noles has just pitched 9 beautiful shutout innings | |||
| and you are sent up to pinchhit for him with 2 outs | |||
| in the bottom of the ninth and the score tied 0-0 and | |||
| the bases are empty | |||
| and Bruce Sutter is pitching for the Cubs and this was one | |||
| of those years he was virtually unhittable | |||
| and you think there may be something funny about this business | |||
| of playing in the Big Leagues but you can't quite put | |||
| your finger on it | |||
| maybe it's the Astroturf, maybe it's the ghost of | |||
| Josh Gibson, maybe it's just you, or maybe it's | |||
| something else altogether | |||
| and presumably the one thing you can do now that will make | |||
| everything clear is hit a home run but what, really, | |||
| are the odds? | |||
| And as your name is announced over the loudspeakers, amidst | |||
| these 30,000 people, the only sound you hear is the beer vendors | |||
| hawking their waresóthat old shuffle and cry: | |||
| that is the sound of one hand clapping | |||
| EFQ | |||
JOHN POFF lives somewhere in the upper Midwest (not Minnesota!)
where he is a farmer, acupuncturist, and schoolteacher. He played professional
baseball for eight years, including brief appearances in the majors with the
Phillies and Brewers.
© 2000 John Poff
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