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ROSTERS

The All-Ailment Team
By Tom Goldstein

C
 Fred Payne
   
1B Willie Aikens
2B Joe Strain
SS Eddie Sicking
3B Stan Hack
OF George Burns
OF Johnny Groth
OF Terry Puhl
   
RHP Vic Raschi
  Bump Hadley
  Dick Ricketts
   
LHP Vida Blue
  Tommy Byrne
   
BENCH George Cutshaw
  Steve Hertz
  Jerry Lumpe
  Jerry Mumphrey
  Franklin Stubbs
   
UMP Hank Soar
   
MGR Doc Edwards
   
–EFQ  

TOM GOLDSTEIN is publisher of Elysian Fields Quarterly. He suffers from numerous ailments, most of which are attributed to the shock he received when his beloved Washington Senators moved to Texas following the 1971 baseball season. This is his first roster.

© 2000 Tom Goldstein

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